today, i was presented with a choice…

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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The Best Gif. Ever Created!

LMFAO !!

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last day of school other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

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